Sure as hell not the girl on fire

Well hello there darling.
I'm Eva: Mistress of hell, sinner, enjoys the finer things in life.
ISFP, bisexual, artist, Wiccan, sarcastic, the only person that could actually get bored with a sport involving weapons. ♚
The odds are not in your favor, sweetcheeks.♚
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adventureblock:

schavva24:

koschei-the-deathless:

crystalsoulslayer:

icoulduseinsouciantmaybe:

whatiselle:

naked

well this is awkward

I either AM Zaphod Beeblebrox, or I have access to the Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy

I am now a TARDIS.

i am now
KATIE OF THE BUBBA GUMP SHRIMP CORP.

DUDE!!! I HAVE FUCKING WINGS MAN!!!! THIS IS AWESOME!!!!

I am now a sour patch kid looking for a sour patch parent.

I now have the powers of a 1920’s style bathing suit
Fear my watery wrath

adventureblock:

schavva24:

koschei-the-deathless:

crystalsoulslayer:

icoulduseinsouciantmaybe:

whatiselle:

naked

well this is awkward

I either AM Zaphod Beeblebrox, or I have access to the Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy

I am now a TARDIS.

i am now

KATIE OF THE BUBBA GUMP SHRIMP CORP.

DUDE!!! I HAVE FUCKING WINGS MAN!!!! THIS IS AWESOME!!!!

I am now a sour patch kid looking for a sour patch parent.

I now have the powers of a 1920’s style bathing suit

Fear my watery wrath

(Source: otomegane)